What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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