I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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