thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Randomize
