Did you just see the Batmobile???
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
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Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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