The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Green mimosas i think yes
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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