walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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