No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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