Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
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dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
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Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
jump out the window naked night went bad
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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