youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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