I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
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guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
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This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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