i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
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I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
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Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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