So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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