I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
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I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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