I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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