so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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