I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
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What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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