Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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