worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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