he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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