Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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