ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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