so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
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do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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