he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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