I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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