You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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