it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
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There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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