"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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