I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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