are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
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If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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