One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
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Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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