Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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