You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I think your dad took our porno
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Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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