Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
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Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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