We won't sleep together?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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