gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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