The maid of honor just puked.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
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He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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