He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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