Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
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That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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