I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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