Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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