I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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