direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Randomize
