ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
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