That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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