My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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