this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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