You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
they need to just BURY HIM!
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
the liver wants what the liver wants
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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