So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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