the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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