im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
You did what with his pubic hair?
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