i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
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You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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