is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
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I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
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I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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