Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
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I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I just want nice things and good sex
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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