Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
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