I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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