I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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